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hello, and welcome. please ensure that you are not lost.
'The owner of this site is reportedly an 'autistic freak of nature' that, quote, 'shouldn't be alive', according to investigators. After being discovered by authorities to have been using some kind of undetermined ability to speed up amusement rides well beyond their safe speed-limits during employment by a traveling carnival, leading to several accidents and even injuries and lawsuits, the nation's top researchers are working night and day to understand this new and unusual creature. Findings have not yet been released to the public since discovery of this creature earlier this year, causing some criticism from concerned citizens as rumors have begun to stir. What's known as of now is not yet clear, and whether or not the public will get any answers remains to be seen. All that can be said for certain is we now know that just because someone looks human, doesn't mean they are.' - The New Washington Gazette-Post, 2064
i'm a time traveling space alien from planet nunya. as in i'm not telling, because then the normies would come ruin it. i only came here for the music, anyway. you don't know what i look like but imagine a very attractive (TALL) emo swishing its hair. it's hard to say there's anything else you need to know about me. it's like i always say: nothing matters.
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